Word Count: 621
Summary: Because the prince doesn't always get the princess.
Author's Notes: Failed attempt at crack!fic. An excuse to write Tegomass (well, it was almost going to be), but apparently my attempt wasn't so obvious so here is the rest of NEWS to keep you company.
( Stepping onto the rehearsal stage, Tegoshi trudges uncomfortably in his glaringly pink dress, hair in curled blonde locks and feet wobbling in 3-inch heels. )